where I take my ideas

  • problem
  • insight
  • solution
  • execution

Where I've Been

Just below you can find out more about me than you ever thought you'd need to know. The good: like all the cool places I've been, the bad: like how I starved in NYC, and the random: like the time I dressed up as a court jester.

View My Resume

scroll that-a-way to see my life story

where i go in my dreams

Latest nightmare movie poster

I have always had, and still have, weird dreams. And by weird I don't mean that cute kind of quirky, like Zooey Deschanel playing a kazoo type weird. My dreams are more the boat ride in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory type of messed up. I've always thought that the story lines my sub-conscious conjures up in these dreams would make for great horror films, so I've started turning them into movie posters.

where am i right now?

Don't you love when someone's phone rings and the most random ringtone starts to play? My ringtone just happens to be the theme song to Growing Pains. So make me happy and...

call me, maybe (see what i did there?)